Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?

Whenever I see the typical Tea Bag protester, they seem to be a model of physical fitness and health vibrancy. What is it about the Tea Bag philosophy and lifestyle that keeps these people so young and fit?Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?those racist insults just don't hurl themselves you know!Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?
The caffeine in tea makes you livelier.Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?How is this relevant/possible to answer/a smart question?
LOLWhy are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?How dare you use my name for a question like this!Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?
I hope Obama's new plan covers eye glasses.
IDK, I'm guessing the voices in your head tell you that.Why are angry Tea Baggers models of physical fitness?
Are you still suffering mental anguish from being called Lawrence?
Stop eating so much cheese and you'll lose weight.
Very poor attempt at sarcasm. Go ahead and shoot off your ridiculous insults. It truly shows your maturity and your lack of knowledge on anything significant.
You know, you could just say "I hate TEA Partiers" and get it over with. It would save you and all the rest of us a lot of time.
they eat their young
Anger?



I don't see that at all, I see a bunch of middle aged and older red faced screamers.



They look one shout away from a stroke.
A lot of tea baggers I've seen have been pretty overweight, so I guess it depends on where you live.